Toilet humor

In the morning a few days ago, my toilet was plugged. After a few valiant flushing attempts, I knew it was a lost cause. Because I hadn’t yet purchased a plunger, the bathroom was off limits until I had the means to unclog.

I turned off the water line and headed to work.

At noon, I stopped by the grocery store to pick up the secret weapon. They were out. Hopped over to the Rite Aid. Not in stock. I ended up going to “Ye Olde Hardware Store,” and picked up the best looking throne sword I could find.

10 minutes later, the sparkling clean toilet was ready for service. Unfortunately, things were about to get a lot more annoying.

Upon reactivating the water line and performing a test flush, a very loud clarinet started playing. Almost deafening. It turns out the water line must be tuned to the perfect spot, or else it WAILS like a horn. It literally sounds like an aircraft carrier is trying to dock in my bathtub.

I am scared to go to the bathroom now.